Why My Girlfriend and My Wallet Will Hate Me By September

May 4: Spiderman 3
May 18: Shrek the Third
May 25: Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End
June 1: Day Watch; Knocked Up
June 8: Ocean's 13
June 15: Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
June 22: Evan Almighty
June 27: Live Free or Die Hard
June 29: Ratatouille
July 4: Transformers
July 13: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
July 20: I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
July 27: The Simpsons Movie
August 3: The Bourne Ultimatum
August 10: Rush Hour 3

Now I love Movies, but I don't think there is any way that my girlfriend would accompany me to see all of these in theaters. No way my wallet could take it either. What the hell was Hollywood thinking.